Homeless Shoes

Whats the point of a Leaf Blower? All you are doing is blowing your problem off to another persons yard so you don’t have to take care of it. Why is this so acceptable to people? What I got a garbage shooter and all my trash was launched over the fence to somebody else's house?

You ever see a homeless guy on the side of the road with a Dog? I hate that. I like to stop and drop off a bag of Dog food so the dog doesn’t have to suffer. You can see it in their eyes, especially when the Paris Hilton types drive by in their convertibles with a puppy in their purse, “How did I get stuck on the freeway with this smelly dude, and fluffy is riding around in that purse and doesn’t even have to walk”


You ever see a shoe on the side of the road? Its always just one shoe. How does that happen? What are these people doing that causes sudden dramatic Shoe Loss? Are people just driving down the road with their feet out the window? Wouldn’t you consider coming back for a shoe that just flew out the window? I like to think of people showing up to work minus a shoe and having to explain to their boss that they couldn’t keep their feet inside the car on the way to work.
I don’t understand these sports commentators. What are they talking about?
“He’s really coming into his own”. His own what? And where was he before he went in?
“He is really setting the world on fire right now” This is apparantley meant as some sort of complement, but I don’t get it. I would say, in my opinion, that if you were to Set the World on Fire, that would be a BAD thing.

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