A great Debate

Who would win in a fight between Courtney Paris and Laila Ali?

Courtney Paris. 6'4 240 lbs 21 years old.


Laila Ali. 5'10 167. 31 years old.

One is a trained fighter, the other a top shelf collegiate althlete.

Both have athletic Fathers, one of whom is the greatest boxer of all time, the other a Super Bowl Champion. Do size and Power win the day? Or is the trained fighter destined to come out on top?

Either way, its obvious to most who the real winner is.... Us if we get to watch it go down.

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