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What are Jorts?
Technically they are Jean SHORTS.
Jean shorts are inappropriate clothing items favored by child molesters, NASCAR fans, hillbillies and professional Fishermen.

But,
For my purposes, JORTS are Juvenile Observations and Random Thoughts.

I am a Juvenile Adult. I am mature in age and childlike in thoughts.
I also have a short attention span and like to shoot off at the mouth.
Other people find me annoying and classless. I find myself humorous and intelligent.

Here are some things that I find funny, enjoy them with me.

AO

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