5 Words

I would like to share with you my top five One-Word, non curse, PC insults which are guaranteed to start fights.

Buddy.
Pal.
Clown.
Chief.
Skippy.

And a bonus word, for use to start a physical fight when your logical arguments have failed.

Whatever.

As in, "Whatever Pal, you are just wrong"

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Unknown said…
You forgot "Friend"
February 18, 2009 at 3:11 PM
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