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Last week we covered the subject of Florida Fans who were Jorts. Tireless research by the JortsBlog staff has revealed that indeed, the Gators are unrivaled in their Denim Adoration. We were able to locate evidence of widespread Love for the Knee Jeans throughout the S.E.C. Here we have both Kentucky and Georgia fans showing their fandom. And Here we see Alabama fan showing his support of Denim Shorts; Here, also is a Tennesee fan showing uncommon dedication to outdated fashion with his tailored jorts paired with the ever popular combination of Socks and Sandals, Orange Socks no less. Now Tennesse fans are a proud bunch, that cannot be argued. What can be argued is their choice of when and where to display their team colors. Again, here at Jorts, most female's are fully approved for Jean-short wearing, and this is no exception. What is at issue is the pant choice of the man in the background. Not jeans, not shorts, but still not OK. The staff was unable, however to avoid the onrus...
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